Flying gives me a ton of gas. I was on a 16 hour flight a while ago with my cousin; 16 hours of toots accumulating inside me– I didn’t dare fart on the flight because you can smell a fart on a plane. After deplaning, so much gas was shooting
with great amounts of consumed peanut butter come great amounts of gas. i have been farting non-stop since my run this early evening, and the smell is getting worse by each toot. have you ever smelled roadkill on a hot summer day? now imagine that roadkill was a skunk. now
oopsies! im a day late, but poots and toots would like to wish you a very happy new year, and we hope you have many smelly more years to come! and remember, don’t pollute, just shoot out a toot!