Poopy Homecoming

While I hate that my anus goes into travel constipation mode when I’m on holiday, I love that it immediately knows when I’m at home. A few hours after I walk through the front door, I have super bowel movements, and I release enormous quantities of poo. It’s amazing how

Travel Log

Apologies on my end for not updating you on my dumps as of late. I was on holiday and went out of the country. And naturally from my stress of flying, like clockwork, I had the runs 10 minutes before boarding my plane. That was a blessing in disguise because