“Oops, it’s funny. I just realized a bunch of tiny little turds squeezed out when I did that last lift over there. Oooh, oh I pooped my ski pants. I turded all inside my ski pants.” -shanna (kristen wiig’s character) SNL click here for the hulu link!
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seasons stinkings
Poots and Toots wishes you and your loved ones a very very merry and smelly Christmas! hope Santa gave you more than a lump of turdy coal in your stockings and toilet!
stop eating my hair!
i pulled a hair out of my dog’s butt. it had a turd attached to the end of it.
