Pee is for Power

14:46:11 I have a bowel movement at work. I walk to the bathroom. There is someone in the middle stall peeing heavily. I proceed to the last stall. 14:46:18 I am in the last stall fashioning the toilet with protective seat covering and toilet paper. My stall neighbor is still

V is for Victoryless

I have a love/hate relationship with automatic flushing toilets. They’re fantastic because of the obvious– no physical contact with the toilet flusher. In a perfect world I go in the stall, do my business, and as I’m pulling up my pants the evidence that I was there immediately vanishes into

Sizzlin’ Hot

I like to take really hot showers, especially when it’s freezing outside. I usually let the water run for a while until it’s nice ‘n steamy, then I get in and test the water condition over my legs first before exposing my torso to it. I did this the other