Bathroom Buddies

I went to poop in the office bathroom, and when I sat down a lady colleague sat in the adjacent stall. We both opened our orifices at the same time and released our waste simultaneously; she peed and I pooped. She peed a long, steady stream, and my poo log

Pee Probs

The construction guys are back, and they’re putting new tile in my bathroom. But in order to do that they had to dismantle the toilet. They started at 9am this morning and it is now past 12pm. I was hoping they’d be done by lunch because I had to pee