Have you ever farted so loudly in your sleep that you woke yourself up? I am a very light sleeper, so that’s nothing new to me. But a few years ago when I slept over at a friend’s place, I made the biggest, raunchiest, wettest wet bean fart ever. It
i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
a lady came into the bathroom, stood by the sink, farted out all the wet beans she ate for lunch and left. it was very strange and bizarre. how do i know this? i was standing next to the sink when she did it. thanks, lady.