i was eating dinner, and i farted a big loud pffft which vibrated against the chair. my dog thought the sound was from me dropping food on the floor. he’s still looking for the food. hehehee
Articles from January 2010
i’m back!
dearest p&t friends, apologies to my 3 readers who might or might not have noticed i hadn’t posted anything for a few days. i was on holiday, traveling by air, and unwillingly smelling my neighbor’s muffled farts on the plane. how do the tooters always end up sitting near me?
girls only
hey ladies, question: do you have an excessive amount of shit before and/or during your period? im not talking about emotional baggage shit related to pms but actual amounts of extra dookie baggage. i don’t know if it’s just me, but the day before the red river flows, i will
