oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
Articles from March 2010
sweet release
i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange
butt warmer
i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
