I was in the office bathroom stall when someone came in to pee. I didn’t have to peek to see who it was after I heard her pee. It was long (longer than my watermelon pees), frothy, and it hit the toilet bowl hard and angry. It was my racehorse
Articles from July 2010
Watermelon overload
I ate an entire watermelon over the course of four days. Word of advice, don’t eat an entire watermelon over the course of four days. I have never been so gassy. I tried holding in as much fart as I could while at work those days, fearful that if I
Period Power
I love being on the rag. No, seriously, I do. I can always tell when I’m about to start my monthly ritual of non-stop blood squirting when my body releases ginormous amounts of poop. It usually means two to three trips to the bathroom a day unloading massive quantities of
