Wipe It.

Public restroom urine-soaked toilet seats: wipe clean before use or don’t wipe? I was having this discussion with a male friend and he says don’t wipe. Easy for him, he doesn’t have to squat to pee. If I had a dong I could fling out and aim away from myself,

intense toots

i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and