Greetings lovers of poop. I’m back. I stopped blogging about my poops ’cause how much can you really blog about your regularity? My poops have all been the same. I ran out of stories. But then I moved offices and got a brand new cube mate. He’s an older gentleman,
Why is it that when you have to pee and poo at the same time, the turd has to completely exit the butt before any urine starts flowing? Or is that just me? No matter how badly I have to pee if my urge to poop is equal, the sphincter gets priority
Bad news: Had a bowel movement so I sat at my desk to let it turtlehead ’cause I wanted it to come out as quickly as possible when I got to the office bathroom. Didn’t expect it to get so intense so fast. Let out some uncontrollable farts in my chair.