Mega Fart

I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped

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My mom and I were out shopping and we both needed to tinkle. We found the women’s restroom in the back of the place. There were two male security guards sitting outside of the bathroom. The main door to the bathroom was propped open, but the inside was not in