My neighbors moved. Now I can pick my butt whenever I want without worrying about them peeping. And I’ve been picking it a lot. The dry weather is making my bunghole super itchy.
farts
Neeeehhhh Neh Neh!
My favorite snack of late has been honey roasted walnuts. Tasty, crunchy, glazed little nuggets of sweet heaven in my mouth. I have a problem with portion control when it involves a large bag, can or jar of something delicious. Once I start eating, i can’t stop until the container
Smelly Christmas
I’ve already gained 3lbs with all this holiday eating, and it’s not even Christmas yet. My weight keeps fluctuating after each dump. I’ll put on a couple pounds, then take off one after each yule log exits my chimney chute. I have been extra gassy these past few days thanks
