Fart Fwd

My mom sends me junk email forwards like it’s her job. Most of them are useless, but today’s Fwd actually made me laugh. Thanks, mom. I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed

Whoopie Baby

Have you ever heard a 3 week old baby fart? It is quite amazing how such a small dainty creature can push out a loud, forceful whoopie cushion-like wind. I thought the fart came from my friend, mother of said baby, but she blamed it on the little newborn. She