I had a pounding headache this morning. It felt like someone punching the inside of my skull. If I bent my head down, I could feel the blood rushing to my forehead and it’d pound even harder. I went to relieve my bladder, and as bent and sat down, my
farts
Don’t Kiss my underwear
I was walking from my office to my car last night and I had the urge to fart. I looked around to make sure I was alone and let out what I thought would be a big stinky wet fart. Unfortunately it was a big stinky wet turd. I clinched
Poo Lungs
My coworker just farted a silent but very violent fart. I guess that’s payback for all the toots I’ve accidentally let slip out. It’s just unfortunate that I was taking a deep breath when his stink hit my face. I’ve been exhaling profusely trying to get all the residual fart
