Flying gives me a ton of gas. I was on a 16 hour flight a while ago with my cousin; 16 hours of toots accumulating inside me– I didn’t dare fart on the flight because you can smell a fart on a plane. After deplaning, so much gas was shooting
farts
PB&Toot
I took a short hiatus from eating peanut butter, and this morning I was reminded why I stopped consuming it. I was asleep and I farted under the covers. The smell was so bad that it fully awoke me at 7am on a Saturday morning and forced me to get
Breakfast fart
I said Brrrrrr it’s cold in here! I was walking to my office in my puffy trench coat and I let out a little stinker. It smelled pretty bad, and the rotten air was coming up from my pants through my coat neck hole. I made it to my chair
