i’ve been eating a lot of peanut butter lately. how much PB you ask? i eat about one jar of peanut butter a week. doesn’t sound like a lot to you? well, i get the PB from Costco. yep, i ain’t messin’ around here, foo! anyway, you are what you
farts
scent: dookie spring
mm mmm. my bedroom is filled with the fresh aroma of dog fart. doesn’t smell like it’s going to stop anytime soon… my dog’s butt works like an automatic air freshener. it sprays every 30 minutes.
toots at 30,000 feet
hey there pooters and tooters! i took a short trip over the weekend, traveling by air. guess who i sat next to? yup, a sleeping fart machine! i sat next to the window, he sat in the middle seat, resting peacefully.. oblivious to the funk he was squirting out. why
