i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
farts
intimate moments shared between coworkers
i was in the bathroom at work and my colleague came in and tooted. it sounded like her butt was playing the trumpet. then after she tinkled, her butt cheeks vibrated and neighed like an angry horse with a cold. i felt like we bonded.
1 is the lonliest number
being single sucks sometimes. playing dutch oven is no fun by yourself. and i miss those comments from my other half who used yell out ‘honey, what the hell just came out of your ass?’ (though i do NOT miss the person himself.. lol) going number two is always nicer
