When you gotta go, you gotta go. This happened to me today when I walked into the ladies room to take a dump. There were two females gossiping about something juicy. I had no time to reroute myself to the other possible empty bathroom, so I bee-lined it to the
liquidy
Tales from a Toilet Newb
IMs from a friend who clogged the toilet: Him: Dude. My toilet overflowed this morning and flooded my bathroom and then leaked through the floor into my downstairs bathroom. It’s a f’n disaster, and a nightmare for a germophobe like me. It took a few minutes for me to realize
Texts From Last Night
This one was compiled of multiple long texts. Enjoy: OMG. I just eggshell waddled the longest nine blocks of my life trying not to poop my pants. Luckily I made it home without any friendly fire! Good thing my friends decided to take a taxi home from the bar and
