I had a pleasant surprise this morning. I stumbled sleepily to the toilet for my morning whiz (with iPad in hand), peed and sat for a little longer while I played Words with Friends. Just as I scored a 108pt word, I shot a torpedo out my butt. The monster
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Pop a Squat
Sorry I’ve been AWOL for a while. I was travelling. Usually when I travel, I have travel constipation. But not this time. I took my L-Carnitine with me, and it was poo central everyday. I also went to a land where Indian food was good and plentiful, so along with
I Disgust Me
I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was
