From all of us (well, just me) at Poots and Toots, Merry Merry Christmas! May all your poops be rich and heavy, but non-clogging and kind to your toilets. May your farts be loud, boombastic and totally stinky if you plan to lay one on an unsuspecting loved one. Have
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Farty Ol’ Me
My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do
Mentos the Poopmaker
Eating large quantities of candy gives me constipation. Strangely, the more candy I eat, the less I shit. However, I just discovered a delicious confectionery that makes me go number three (diarrhea)… Mentos!! I ate two rolls of the Freshmaker, and the next day I shat through a screen door.
