I love reading on the toilet. There is something very relaxing about it. When I sat down for my morning pee, I grabbed a book I was close to finishing. I’m not sure how much time had passed, but as I was reading the final pages, I was so relaxed
liquidy
Fartface
I had the squirts bad.. this was at work, so I ran into the office bathroom and hurriedly released the poisons trying to escape my body via butthole. I was in such a rush that I didn’t notice there was someone in the stall next to mine. I pushed out
Surprise!
The best poops are the unexpected ones. I had no bowel movements, but when I sat down for my morning pee, an unannounced poop popped out at the same time. Double morning satisfaction! It’s going to be a great day today.
