I’m still on the chicken-and-no-shits diet. Still eating chicken, still not shitting. And the chicken is straight up taunting me, too. I bulk boil chicken breast at the beginning of the week and refrigerate the rest. When I open the container, a waft of fart hits my face. Why does
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Dumpin’ Donuts
This chicken, broccoli, water wedding diet is totally a no-shits-for-a-week diet. I’ve had tiny bowel movement fake outs where I’ll pop a squat, but after I’m done peeing there is no urge to push anything out. My “clean eats” keep me from feeling bloated, and that’s awesome, but not pooping
Wedding Diet
My wedding is fast approaching, so I’ve been eating healthy the last week and restricted my diet to chicken breast and broccoli. I’ve also increased my water intake and completely cut out sugar and starches. I thought my upped fiber and fluid consumption would produce the most amazing poops, but
