How you wipe your butt is very important when hygiene is concerned. It is also very important when saving the planet from tree extinction. Best wiping practices clean your fartbox with minimal toilet paper use. This is true even with wet, sputtering diarrhea dumps. First of all, don’t crumple the
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The Art of Push
Everyone poops. You get a bowel movement, you sit and the poop usually slides, shoots, or sputters out of your butthole without incident. But when you are constipated, the poop doesn’t come out so easily. That’s where the art of pushing comes in. I call it an art because you
Poo Poo Head
Sometimes my dog makes two poopies in the morning. Usually after the first poop, I’ll pick it up with the poop bag and hold it in my hand without turning the bag inside out as I wait for him to make his second poop. I do this so I can
