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it’s peanut butter jelly time!
February 24, 2010 pooter Comment

i’ve been eating a lot of peanut butter lately. how much PB you ask? i eat about one jar of peanut butter a week. doesn’t sound like a lot to you? well, i get the PB from Costco. yep, i ain’t messin’ around here, foo! anyway, you are what you

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the boyz n tha hood are always hard
February 23, 2010 pooter Comment

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’ Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes Went to the park to get the scoop Got out the car, ‘n stepped in some poop .. HUMAN POOP! on the streets of Cali-For-Ni-A

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fun fact of the day
February 21, 2010 pooter Comment

in the year 2000, i read The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien in it’s entirety while on the toilet. every time i had to go number two, i read as many pages as i could until my thighs went numb. i loved every page i read, so i couldn’t

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