Veggie Poo

I don’t know how vegetarians do it. I had a spinach and pecan salad for lunch, and by 4pm I was starving my arse off. However, with all that fiber, I made a spectacular spinach and pecan poop salad at 5pm. Perhaps these awesome fibrous poops make being a vegetarian

accidental toot

meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my