Sorry it’s been a little quiet on the forefront. I haven’t had any poots or toots worth mentioning in the last week. I did have sushi the other night, and then I pooped a little turd that looked like a fish, but it sank unlike a fish so that wasn’t
brown baby boys
Barf bag
My pregnant friend has just dropped some frowny-face news on me. This makes me not want to have kids. Ever. She was making some brown baby boys in the toilet, and when she was done, she felt like she wasn’t really done. She wiped, but it didn’t feel clean. So
