Eating large quantities of candy gives me constipation. Strangely, the more candy I eat, the less I shit. However, I just discovered a delicious confectionery that makes me go number three (diarrhea)… Mentos!! I ate two rolls of the Freshmaker, and the next day I shat through a screen door.
Still constipated. I’ve pooped little pebbles here and there, but all this leftover Halloween candy is clogging up my insides! The smart thing to do would be to stop eating the candy, but that is wasteful, and I do not like to waste such precious delicacies. So I guess I’ll
November has not been a good month for me. I have not pooped at all this month. Granted, it is only day three of November, but three days of not pooping means three days of poop being stored inside me, and that is disgusting. I think it has to do