Watch Your Step

Would you walk into a public park’s restroom barefoot? What if the restroom had a clogged toilet and the entire floor was flooded with questionable fluids and little floating bits? What if you were wearing something (for example, a long dress) that dragged on the floor while you walked? What

Poop, There it is!

I went on vacation for the last two weeks. When I travel, I usually get a mild form of travel constipation. This time it was severe. I didn’t poop for an entire week. I had zero bowel movements and zero urges to poop. This made my beach vacation a nightmare