i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
colon
i need a re-cleansing
oh boy. i guess all my colon cleansing from the weekend has finally caught up with me. either my colon is completely empty now (which i highly doubt) or i am severely constipated. im sure its the latter. maybe all that beef i ate is finally settling in and clogging
