I’ve been constipated for a couple days now, but I had a bowel movement this morning. Today is my day off so I took the opportunity to sit on the toilet for however long necessary until something fell out of my ass. Ten minutes in I farted a few times.
constipation
High Quality H2O
Water does a body good, and it’s especially good to my bunghole. I know that I should hydrate myself and drink a lot of water, but I’m lazy and I don’t care. But for the past three weeks I’ve been forcing myself to drink more water, and it’s done wonders
Lost Poop
When I gotta go and I can’t, I lose my poop. That happens when I have a bowel movement while I’m out and nowhere near a bathroom. With a bit of effort I’m able to shut my bunghole tight enough so no solids escape, but if I hold it too
