My mini vacation totally screwed up my regularity for the month of July. I was doing so well up until the day I left for my trip. I got food poisoning that night which had me pooping black bean soup for the next few hours. It completely emptied my colon
crap
Butt Vacay
My butt has been in hibernation mode the past 3 weekends. Monday through Friday, I have been having regular bowel movements, pooping twice or three times on good days. But come Saturday and Sunday, I have zero bowel movements and my butt has no desire to pass anything. Maybe I’m
Texts From Last Night
This one was compiled of multiple long texts. Enjoy: OMG. I just eggshell waddled the longest nine blocks of my life trying not to poop my pants. Luckily I made it home without any friendly fire! Good thing my friends decided to take a taxi home from the bar and
