I took a short hiatus from eating peanut butter, and this morning I was reminded why I stopped consuming it. I was asleep and I farted under the covers. The smell was so bad that it fully awoke me at 7am on a Saturday morning and forced me to get

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i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and