I held the elevator door open for a stranger yesterday (he didn’t say thank you). As we were going up, I started to regret holding the door for him (not because he didn’t say thank you) because he totally rips one. Ok, whatever. Farting is natural, I try to ignore
elevator
Silent Fart?
Dear Guy in the Elevator, Please note: wearing headphones does not make your fart silent. Sincerely, Common Sense
watch your step
I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only
