Fire Butt

This dry, winter weather has not been kind to my skin. Particularly the area around my butthole region. Particulary my butthole. I’ve been having major girthy poops, and they’ve been stretching my bunghole to the max. Today’s dump was no different. It was long (it folded itself in the toilet)

poo-crazy

what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a