Awkward moment of the day: I walked into the bathroom to change into my running clothes and my coworker was dropping a mad stinky deuce. The smell was horrendous. I tried to change as fast as I could and make as much noise as possible so there wasn’t an uncomfortable
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Double Whammy
I had a pleasant surprise this morning. I stumbled sleepily to the toilet for my morning whiz (with iPad in hand), peed and sat for a little longer while I played Words with Friends. Just as I scored a 108pt word, I shot a torpedo out my butt. The monster
Sunday Funday
I am sitting on the toilet squeezing out a big one as I am typing this entry. I haven’t done a live entry in a while now, it’s kind of fun. I think I just tore my butthole. I have had recent constipation problems, and that last log felt like
