Dangit. My coworker that I share a cube with just farted a nasty stinky one, and I am eating breakfast. This is a sign of a bad work week. Curse you, Monday!
i peed this morning (at home) and sat on the toilet a little longer to check my email from my phone. then without warning, i made ploppies in the toilet. it was totally unexpected, but awesomely awesome. not a bad start to a monday. btw – i washed my hands