Oily Butt

Holy freakin’ poopsicle! I made a poopie yesterday. It was a totally normal poop. No straining. No pushing. Just a regular ploppity plop. When I was done and ready to wipe, I looked into the toilet and paused to stare at the freakiness that was in the bowl. Apparently my


i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the