holy monster shit, batman!

WOW. just wow. i never thought this would ever happen. someone clogged the toilet at the office. the industrial strength 10000xs-more-powerful-than-your-home-toilet toilet. who… no, WHAT did this? i would like to know what the beast ate before plopping her monster-sized shit into the toilet and then clogging it. i mean,

unworthy pos

one of the most unsatisfying things ive ever experienced is needing to drop a five pound turd and only being able to squeeze out a tiny pebble. wtf?! no matter how long i sit on the toilet or how hard i push, all i produce is something unworthy of even

what shat that?

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