January

2014 has been an uneventful year as far as poops go, but I guess it has only been 25 days. I haven’t had any significant bowel movements or life-changing poops worth mentioning, hence the my non-activity on this site. But since the month is ending soon, I didn’t want to

Skidz

I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.

shiver me timbers

ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet,