I don’t eat beans because I don’t like their texture, but this is also another reason not to eat them.
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Online Fart Chats
Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud. It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Just say ‘oopsie’ in a cute voice. Me: Nah, I’ll just pretend it wasn’t me. Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal. Relaxed the various sphincter
Christmas Stocking Stuffer
I wonder if they make these for women. I’d love to test a pair. If it can contain my fart bombs, I’d buy one for each day of the week. http://www.refinery29.com/odor-eliminating-underwear
