i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked
vjayjay
smelly cat
using the bathroom immediately after someone just used it is a little gross. this is very common at the movie theater, airport, bar, etc. today it happened at work. i waited for a stall, and after it was freed, i walked in expecting the normal lingering odor of urine or
smörgåsbord
i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
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