junk in the trunk

dooood… it’s only 3pm, and i’ve already crapped 3 times today. i am a machine, and my plump ass is awesome! if i were a guy i’d call myself Sir Dumps-A-Lot .. get it? ’cause i poo a lot and i like my big butt and i cannot lie. har har! i wonder how many dumps JLo takes a day?


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