While I hate that my anus goes into travel constipation mode when I’m on holiday, I love that it immediately knows when I’m at home. A few hours after I walk through the front door, I have super bowel movements, and I release enormous quantities of poo. It’s amazing how fast everything comes out. It’s like my butt knows I’ve walked into my comfort zone, and it knows I’m sitting on my own glorious throne. It’s good to be home.