Poopy Chicken

I ate an entire box of Chicken in a Biskit yesterday, and last night I had violent explosive diarrhea. It started off as a fast intense pain in my abdomen, which felt like an alien kicking my insides trying to bust through my stomach. That lasted a few minutes until I sat on the toilet. I didn’t think anything would come out so quickly, but as soon as I sat down, a landslide of muddy poo avalanched out my bunghole. It took 3 flushes to get all the floating poo pieces down the toilet, and the smell stuck around for an hour. But I would do it again for a box of Chicken in a Biskit. That stuff is gooood.

My heart says yes, but my butt says no

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