I had an accident last weekend that involved breaking my butt. I fell on it hard, and that area was so traumatized that I couldn’t poop for days. The residual pressure from the fall on my bunghole area made it feel like I had to poop 24/7, but when I sat on the toilet, my butt sat defeated. I was desperate to poop, so I started taking fiber pills. Nothing. I ate a bowl of cherries. Nothing. Against my will I resorted to becoming a geriatric and started pounding the Metamucil. Nothing after 12 hrs. Nothing after 24 hrs. Finally on the 72th hour, I was pooping. And it smelled like glorious rotting carcass. The poop was so soft and mushy that I could barely feel it coming out. I thought maybe there was only a little amount of poop in the toilet, but when I looked there was poo sludge piled neatly in mountain form. It was flowing out my butt like gooey soft serve chocolate ice cream. Metamucil is my new best friend.