Flying Poop

After I take my dog out for his poops, I usually have him shake off in case there’s any residual poo hanging from his butt. This morning I saw a bit of soft serve brownness on his behind. I had him shake his tush, but it didn’t fling off like it normally would. My dog is very stubborn and does not like to shake more than once. I had to bring him into the house and wet a paper towel so I could wipe his butt. I got the towel and proceeded to bend down, and just as I was about to wipe, he shook. The poo flew off his butt this time. It flew right into my eye. Yeah, I’m definitely getting pink eye.

This is pretty much what getting dog poo in my eye felt like.

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