After I take my dog out for his poops, I usually have him shake off in case there’s any residual poo hanging from his butt. This morning I saw a bit of soft serve brownness on his behind. I had him shake his tush, but it didn’t fling off like it normally would. My dog is very stubborn and does not like to shake more than once. I had to bring him into the house and wet a paper towel so I could wipe his butt. I got the towel and proceeded to bend down, and just as I was about to wipe, he shook. The poo flew off his butt this time. It flew right into my eye. Yeah, I’m definitely getting pink eye.