It’s that time of month again. Yep, allergies. It’s also that time of month when my lady parts bleed. I’ve got a tissue stuck up my nostril and a tampon stuck up somewhere else. I went to take a piss and as I was tinkling, I blew my nose. All of a sudden I heard a loud splash in the toilet water. Weird because it didn’t feel like anything fell out of my butt; I had no bowel movements. I looked in the toilet and I saw my tampon floating in the bowl. I blew the snot out of my nose so hard it also blew my tampon out of my wooha. I gotta work on my kegels.