Friend: I had a big long dark poo. The end of it came out of my butt and grazed my scrotum on the way down. I was horrified.
Me: That’s disgusting.
Friend: Before I wiped my butt I took some TP and patted around on my scrotum. I couldn’t find any residue anywhere. I probably just didn’t wipe the right spot and there’s still poo on my nuts.
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