It’s that time of month again. Yep, allergies. It’s also that time of month when my lady parts bleed. I’ve got a tissue stuck up my nostril and a tampon stuck up somewhere else. I went to take a piss and as I was tinkling, I blew my nose. All
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Phantom Splashes
When I’m about to drop a phat turd, I get splash anxiety. I know from past experiences (and common sense) that when I shit a brick, it’ll fall hard and toilet water will splash all over my cheeks. When I’m dumping in a public restroom, I will line the top
Steamy Buns
I was at hot yoga last night. My class is typically full of women, but I was surrounded by men. It was no biggie until we had to bend over and all of a sudden a yeasty fishy smell hit my nose. Is it possible for men to have a
